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Favourite Seinfeld Episodes

I'm not sure about the order here, but certainly these are among my favourites...

Seinfeld Themes

So, this is a completely pointless exercise, which is more or less completely obviated by this search box:

Search tvtome.com using Google for 'Seinfeld' and

... but I might keep adding things to this anyway, if I think they won't be easy to search for otherwise.

going OUT
Seinfeld - 0x01 - Good News, Bad News
"get out of relationship free" card
Seinfeld - 4x10 - The Virgin Jerry's intro
overinterpretation
Seinfeld - 0x01 - Good News, Bad News backup
laundry
Seinfeld - 0x01 - Good News, Bad News
taping baseball
Seinfeld - 0x01 - Good News, Bad News
tearing pages out of magazines
Seinfeld - 0x01 - Good News, Bad News
bed-related sleeping arrangements
Seinfeld - 0x01 - Good News, Bad News girl staying at Jerry's apartment
NBC
Seinfeld - 4x10 - The Virgin meeting
David Letterman
Seinfeld - 4x10 - The Virgin George misses the beginning of the meeting because of running after David Letterman
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence Appears on the phone to Jerry in the outro
honking car horns
Seinfeld - 0x01 - Good News, Bad News men honking their horns at women
greetings and partings
Seinfeld - 0x01 - Good News, Bad News
Seinfeld - 2x08 - The Heart Attack Elaine won't kiss the doctor after he describes the tongue in scientific detail
Seinfeld - 6x17 - The Kiss Hello
doctors and hospitals
Seinfeld - 2x08 - The Heart Attack George thinks he has a heart attack, goes the hospital, discovers he has tonsilitis, goes to a healer / herbalist instead, Elaine dates the doctor
Seinfeld - 3x01 - The Note oh, he's the best
Seinfeld - 4x20 - The Junior Mint Elaine's artist friend is in hospital, Kramer and Jerry accidentally drop a mint into him while watching the operation
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence Elaine dating someone who's not quite a doctor
beach
Seinfeld - 4x13 - The Pick Kramer discovers Calvin Klein stole his beach perfume idea
mental health
Seinfeld - 3x02 - The Truth George tells "the truth" to the woman he's seeing, and she ends up in a depression clinic
nakedness
Seinfeld - 3x02 - The Truth Jerry standup about why people feel uncomfortable while naked (no pockets)
Seinfeld - 4x17 - The Outing There's a naked woman in the apartment across from Jerry
Seinfeld - 9x09 - The Apology Good naked and bad naked, Jerry's girlfriend habitually wanders around the apartment naked
smoking
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence Kramer turns his apartment into a smokers' haven
the virgin
Seinfeld - 4x10 - The Virgin (Daphne from Frazier)
Seinfeld - 4x11 - The Contest (Daphne from Frazier)
rules
Seinfeld - 4x10 - The Virgin Jerry helps George to decide if Susan is his Girlfriend
neuroanatomy
Seinfeld - 3x09 - The Nose Job Jerry's brain and penis play a game of chess to decide whether he should carry to date someone
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence George's brain compared to a lettuce - "This part represents the intellect, and this is the part obsessed with sex."
Sue-Ellen Mishkie
Seinfeld - 7x12 - The Caddy Elaine gives her a bra for her birthday, Kramer tries to sue her
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence turns up in the diner
Jackie (trumped-up lawsuits)
Seinfeld - 7x03 - The Maestro Kramer vs the coffee chain whose coffee scalded him while he was tyring to smuggle it into a movie
Seinfeld - 7x12 - The Caddy Kramer tries to sue Sue-Ellen Mishkie for wearing a bra without a top and causing him to crash his car
Seinfeld - 7x18 - The Friar's Club at the end, Jackie refuses to take the case of a girl who Kramer's accusing of attempting to murder him, on the basis that Kramer is involved
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence Kramer vs the tobacco companies (effect of smoking on his face)
massage
Seinfeld - 3x01 - The Note physical therapist that Jerry scares
school assembly
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence Jerry get bumped by the lizard guy at the school careers day, and ends up playing disastrously at a school assembly
vocals in theme tune
Seinfeld - 3x01 - The Note
who IS this?
Seinfeld - 8x03 - The Bizarro Jerry Jerry to George (wanting another picture of the woman Jerry's seeing so he can get back into the "Forbidden City")
Seinfeld - 8x18 - The Nap Jerry to George (trapped under his desk with Steinbrenner in the office
Seinfeld - 9x11 - The Dealership Elaine imitating Jerry, to Jerry
suicide
Seinfeld - 3x15 - The Suicide Jerry's intro
women and men
Seinfeld - 1x01 - The Stakeout women writing cheques
Seinfeld - 2x09 - The Deal Jerry's intro, shopping for clothes
Jerry and Elaine
Seinfeld - 2x09 - The Deal get together again, with conditions
orgasms
Seinfeld - 3x15 - The Suicide George claims he went straight from "having them immediately to taking forever"
Seinfeld - 5x01 - The Mango Elaine admits faking with Jerry, George becomes obsessed that the woman he's seeing is faking
David Putty
Seinfeld - 6x21 - The Fusilli Jerry
Art Vandelay
Seinfeld - 1x01 - The Stakeout
Seinfeld - 8x03 - The Bizarro Jerry
license plates
Seinfeld - 6x21 - The Fusilli Jerry ASSMAN
the move
Seinfeld - 6x21 - The Fusilli Jerry Putty starts using Jerry's "move"
the vault
Seinfeld - 3x16 - The Fix-Up George makes Jerry put his description of the date in the vault, while Jerry has made a pact to tell everything to Elaine
Seinfeld - 3x22 - The Parking Space Kramer tells Jerry someone thinks he's a phoney, but makes Jerry put it in the vault
Seinfeld - 6x21 - The Fusilli Jerry WRT "the move", George says, "Yeah, yeah, it's in the vault..."
priests
Seinfeld - 8x19 - The Yada Yada Jerry tells him about Whatley trying to collect the major religions for joke-telling immunity
reasons for breaking up
Seinfeld - 4x20 - The Junior Mint Jerry doesn't know her name, just that it rhymes with "a part of the female anatomy"
Seinfeld - 8x03 - The Bizarro Jerry she has "man hands"
models
Seinfeld - 8x03 - The Bizarro Jerry George gets into the "forbidden city" with the picture of the woman Jerry's seeing
kramer working
Seinfeld - 8x03 - The Bizarro Jerry
proctologist
Seinfeld - 6x21 - The Fusilli Jerry "Fusilli Jerry" injury to Frank
stopping short
Seinfeld - 6x21 - The Fusilli Jerry
car mechanics
Seinfeld - 6x21 - The Fusilli Jerry
abstinence
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence
bunk / debunk
Seinfeld - 8x09 - The Abstinence
George's parents
Seinfeld - 6x21 - The Fusilli Jerry Estelle has an eye job, Fusilli Jerry injury to Frank
Jerry's parents
Seinfeld - 1x01 - The Stakeout staying in Jerry's apartment
cheques
Seinfeld - 1x01 - The Stakeout women writing cheques
architect
Seinfeld - 1x01 - The Stakeout
models
Seinfeld - 8x03 - The Bizarro Jerry Elaine breaks up with Kevin, and he actaully wants to stay friends; Jerry won't go to the movie with a woman because they're just friends
being friends after a relationship
Seinfeld - 1x01 - The Stakeout Jerry's outro
Seinfeld - 8x03 - The Bizarro Jerry Elaine breaks up with Kevin, and he actaully wants to stay friends; Jerry won't go to the movie with a woman because they're just friends
importer / exporter
Seinfeld - 1x01 - The Stakeout
the street toughs
Seinfeld - 7x06 - The Soup Nazi stealing Elaine's armoire from Kramer
Seinfeld - 7x09 - The Sponge beat up Kramer on the AIDS walk
Seinfeld - 9x20 - The Puerto Rican Day.avi Kramer gets beaten up for accidentally burning the flag of Puerto Rico
joe di maggio
Seinfeld - 3x01 - The Note
insurance
Seinfeld - 3x01 - The Note Jerry's dentist friend writing notes for physical therapy
dentists
Seinfeld - 3x01 - The Note dentist writes notes for Jerry, George and Elaine so they can get physical therapy on insurance
Seinfeld - 8x19 - The Yada Yada Tim Whatley converts to Judaism to collect the jokes
Mickey
Seinfeld - 8x19 - The Yada Yada Kramer and Mickey double date two women, where they can't decide which girl each of them want to go out with
George just turning up
Seinfeld - 8x19 - The Yada Yada when Jerry's in the dentist's chair and later in the confession box
racism
Seinfeld - 5x10 - The Cigar Store Indian Jerry and the Cigar Store Indian
Seinfeld - 8x19 - The Yada Yada Beth, at the end; Jerry is accused of being anti-dentite
Larry David
Seinfeld - 2x08 - The Heart Attack appears as a screaming B-movie actor on the TV while Jerry's falling asleep on the sofa
Seinfeld - 8x18 - The Nap appears as the voice of Steinbrenner
double dating
Seinfeld - 8x19 - The Yada Yada Tim Whatley converts to Judaism to collect the jokes
scrabble
Seinfeld - 1x01 - The Stakeout Jerry playing against his mother
golf
Seinfeld - 7x12 - The Caddy Kramer and Stan the Caddy
Seinfeld - 5x14 - The Marine Biologist Kramer goes out to the beach to drive golf balls into the sea

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